BATHROOM ACCESSORIES DUEL
3D Printed Black Cat Toilet Roll Holder vs Toilet Timer by Katamco. Only one can reign supreme. Both will be purchased.
3D Printed Black Cat Toilet Roll Holder
by Novelty Bath
$32
Toilet paper from a cat. Resin. Thirty-two dollars. Fine art.
PROS
- +Every square comes with a story you'll tell whether people want to hear it or not
- +Durable 3D-printed resin that should outlive most tenancies
- +Self-standing design means no drilling or mounting required
CONS
- -You are pulling toilet paper from a cat, deliberately, multiple times a day
- -Thirty-two dollars for a joke that never gets old or gets very old, depending
Toilet Timer by Katamco
by Katamco
$15
Five minutes. That's all you get. The tiny toilet has spoken.
PROS
- +Scientifically engineered to reduce bathroom phone time
- +The most passive-aggressive gift under fifteen dollars
- +Sand timer requires zero batteries or WiFi
CONS
- -Receiving this as a gift is a message you cannot ignore
- -Five minutes is either too long or way too short, depending on the burrito
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THE VERDICT
The Toilet Timer wins this bathroom battle on the grounds of honest, unflinching utility. The Cat Butt Tissue Holder is a 3D-printed cat whose rear end dispenses tissues, which is a sentence that required an entire manufacturing pipeline to become true. It's funny. It's functional. It outlives you because it's solid resin. But the Toilet Timer is a five-minute hourglass shaped like a tiny toilet that exists solely to shame you for scrolling on the real toilet. It addresses a genuine public health concern with passive-aggressive sand. No batteries. No WiFi. Just gravity and judgment. At $15 vs $32, the Timer also wins on price-to-shame ratio.