CURRENTLY WEEK 2
THE ARCHIVE OF EXISTENTIAL CRISES
Every product takes a turn in the spotlight. 96 products, 35 weeks, then the cycle begins again. This is the full rotation.
WHAT IS THE ARCHIVE?
Every week, a different product from our collection of 96 absurd Amazon finds takes the homepage spotlight. The rotation is deterministic: Week 0 starts with Apple AirPods 4 and cycles through all 96 products before starting over. Below is the complete timeline showing past features, the current pick, and upcoming selections. Products from future weeks are previewed with a “coming soon” treatment so you can see what's next.
Week 0Mar 31, 2026
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
$57.8/10
Week 1Apr 7, 2026
Dash Mini Waffle Maker
$116.5/10
Week 2Apr 14, 2026
FEATURED
Apple AirPods 4
$1295.5/10
Week 3Apr 21, 2026
COMING SOON
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
$156.8/10
Week 4Apr 28, 2026
COMING SOON
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
$167.5/10
Week 5May 5, 2026
COMING SOON
KOHLER Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet (Black)
$10,5007.5/10
Week 6May 12, 2026
COMING SOON
Horse Head Mask
$257.3/10
Week 7May 19, 2026
COMING SOON
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
$126/10
Week 8May 26, 2026
COMING SOON
Amazon Echo Dot (5th Gen)
$505.8/10
Week 9Jun 2, 2026
COMING SOON
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
$166.5/10
Week 10Jun 9, 2026
COMING SOON
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
$356/10
Week 11Jun 16, 2026
COMING SOON
24K Gold Foil Playing Cards
$157.3/10
Week 12Jun 23, 2026
COMING SOON
Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillowcase
$167.8/10
Week 13Jun 30, 2026
COMING SOON
Sunset Lamp Projector
$185.8/10
Week 14Jul 7, 2026
COMING SOON
Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K (2024)
$505.5/10
Week 15Jul 14, 2026
COMING SOON
Taco Wrap Sleeping Bag
$277/10
Week 16Jul 21, 2026
COMING SOON
Intex Inflatable Lounge + Ottoman
$345.8/10
Week 17Jul 28, 2026
COMING SOON
Lobster Claw Oven Mitts
$147.2/10
Week 18Aug 4, 2026
COMING SOON
Nicolas Cage in a Banana Pillow
$178/10
Week 19Aug 11, 2026
COMING SOON
The Woobles Crochet Kit (Penguin)
$286/10
Week 20Aug 18, 2026
COMING SOON
Kindle Paperwhite (2024, 16GB)
$1605.5/10
Week 21Aug 25, 2026
COMING SOON
Car French Fry Holder
$77/10
Week 22Sep 1, 2026
COMING SOON
Kinetic Desk Fidget Spinner
$175.3/10
Week 23Sep 8, 2026
COMING SOON
GE Profile Opal Nugget Ice Maker
$5806.2/10
Week 24Sep 15, 2026
COMING SOON
Inflatable T-Rex Costume
$607.3/10
Week 25Sep 22, 2026
COMING SOON
Burrito Tortilla Blanket
$217.3/10
Week 26Sep 29, 2026
COMING SOON
Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt)
$806.3/10
Week 27Oct 6, 2026
COMING SOON
Doughnut Shaped Throw Pillow
$156/10
Week 28Oct 13, 2026
COMING SOON
QWERKYWRITER Typewriter Keyboard
$2997.8/10
Week 29Oct 20, 2026
COMING SOON
Breville Barista Express
$7005.8/10
Week 30Oct 27, 2026
COMING SOON
Handerpants (Underwear for Your Hands)
$107.5/10
Week 31Nov 3, 2026
COMING SOON
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
$336.8/10
Week 32Nov 10, 2026
COMING SOON
Stanley Quencher H2.0 (40oz)
$456.5/10
Week 33Nov 17, 2026
COMING SOON
Pizza Blanket
$207/10
Week 34Nov 24, 2026
COMING SOON
Umbrella Hat
$97.2/10
Week 35Dec 1, 2026
COMING SOON
Breville Oracle Touch Espresso
$2,8006/10
Week 36Dec 8, 2026
COMING SOON
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
$287.3/10
Week 37Dec 15, 2026
COMING SOON
Giant White Goose Plush
$366.5/10
Week 38Dec 22, 2026
COMING SOON
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
$147.5/10
Week 39Dec 29, 2026
COMING SOON
Hot Dog Toaster
$257/10
Week 40Jan 5, 2027
COMING SOON
Anatomy Print One-Piece Swimsuit
$167.5/10
Week 41Jan 12, 2027
COMING SOON
Samsung Freestyle 2 Projector
$8005.8/10
Week 42Jan 19, 2027
COMING SOON
Toilet Timer by Katamco
$157.3/10
Week 43Jan 26, 2027
COMING SOON
Wearable Shark Blanket
$207.8/10
Week 44Feb 2, 2027
COMING SOON
CeraVe Moisturizing Cream
$166.5/10
Week 45Feb 9, 2027
COMING SOON
CVS Receipt Scarf
$257.2/10
Week 46Feb 16, 2027
COMING SOON
Chicken Leg Knee-High Socks
$97.2/10
Week 47Feb 23, 2027
COMING SOON
Vitamix A3500 Blender
$6505.8/10
Week 48Mar 2, 2027
COMING SOON
Rubber Chicken Purse
$297.3/10
Week 49Mar 9, 2027
COMING SOON
Baby Nessie Tea Infuser
$107.5/10
Week 50Mar 16, 2027
COMING SOON
Squatty Potty Toilet Stool
$257.5/10
Week 51Mar 23, 2027
COMING SOON
Emoji Pizza Bean Bag
$506.2/10
Week 52Mar 30, 2027
COMING SOON
Snail Eye Headband
$76.2/10
Week 53Apr 6, 2027
COMING SOON
LG CineBeam Q Projector
$9005.5/10
Week 54Apr 13, 2027
COMING SOON
Dad Bag Beer Belly Fanny Pack
$167.5/10
Week 55Apr 20, 2027
COMING SOON
LED Word Clock
$306.5/10
Week 56Apr 27, 2027
COMING SOON
Portable Home Sauna
$1,9806.8/10
Week 57May 4, 2027
COMING SOON
Levitating Bluetooth Speaker
$1007/10
Week 58May 11, 2027
COMING SOON
Butt Station Desktop Organizer
$127/10
Week 59May 18, 2027
COMING SOON
Anker PowerCore Portable Charger
$285.5/10
Week 60May 25, 2027
COMING SOON
Mini Plastic Babies (200 Pieces)
$77.8/10
Week 61Jun 1, 2027
COMING SOON
Snail Soap Dispenser
$126.8/10
Week 62Jun 8, 2027
COMING SOON
Pizza Bean Bag Chair
$607/10
Week 63Jun 15, 2027
COMING SOON
Edible Black Shimmer Glitter
$107.2/10
Week 64Jun 22, 2027
COMING SOON
Pizza Socks Gift Box
$226.8/10
Week 65Jun 29, 2027
COMING SOON
Throw Throw Burrito (Game)
$207.3/10
Week 66Jul 6, 2027
COMING SOON
Magnetic Holding Hands Socks
$157/10
Week 67Jul 13, 2027
COMING SOON
Gremlins Gizmo Planter
$267/10
Week 68Jul 20, 2027
COMING SOON
Gremlins Gizmo Planter
$267/10
Week 69Jul 27, 2027
COMING SOON
Alpaca Print Breathable Underwear
$136.8/10
Week 70Aug 3, 2027
COMING SOON
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
$147/10
Week 71Aug 10, 2027
COMING SOON
Lightsaber Chopsticks
$137/10
Week 72Aug 17, 2027
COMING SOON
Blink Mini 2 Security Camera
$306/10
Week 73Aug 24, 2027
COMING SOON
Blink Mini 2 Security Camera
$306/10
Week 74Aug 31, 2027
COMING SOON
Crocs Classic Clog
$506.8/10
Week 75Sep 7, 2027
COMING SOON
Flingshot Flying Chicken
$107/10
Week 76Sep 14, 2027
COMING SOON
Finger Covers for Cheesy Food
$207.5/10
Week 77Sep 21, 2027
COMING SOON
Tiny Finger Hands
$107.2/10
Week 78Sep 28, 2027
COMING SOON
Ostrich Pillow
$997.5/10
Week 79Oct 5, 2027
COMING SOON
The Gift of Nothing
$106.8/10
Week 80Oct 12, 2027
COMING SOON
Custom Dog Face Socks
$166.5/10
Week 81Oct 19, 2027
COMING SOON
Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
$126/10
Week 82Oct 26, 2027
COMING SOON
In-Car Sauce Holder Dip Clip
$177.5/10
Week 83Nov 2, 2027
COMING SOON
Bacon Strip Bandages
$86.5/10
Week 84Nov 9, 2027
COMING SOON
Butter Toast Crossbody Bag
$107.2/10
Week 85Nov 16, 2027
COMING SOON
Blobfish Plush Stuffed Animal
$256.5/10
Week 86Nov 23, 2027
COMING SOON
Inflatable Elephant Pool Decor
$186.5/10
Week 87Nov 30, 2027
COMING SOON
Chicken Harness and Leash
$127.8/10
Week 88Dec 7, 2027
COMING SOON
Apple AirTag
$295.8/10
Week 89Dec 14, 2027
COMING SOON
Kitty Thief Coin Bank
$136.5/10
Week 90Dec 21, 2027
COMING SOON
Floating Crocodile Head Decoy
$816.8/10
Week 91Dec 28, 2027
COMING SOON
Dill Pickle Lip Balm Set
$126.2/10
Week 92Jan 4, 2028
COMING SOON
Mobile Phone Jail Cell
$127/10
Week 93Jan 11, 2028
COMING SOON
Shocktato Party Game
$356.5/10
Week 94Jan 18, 2028
COMING SOON
Eyeball Print Sleep Mask
$117/10
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