CURRENTLY WEEK 0
THE ARCHIVE OF EXISTENTIAL CRISES
Every product takes a turn in the spotlight. 35 products, 35 weeks, then the cycle begins again. This is the full rotation.
WHAT IS THE ARCHIVE?
Every week, a different product from our collection of 35 absurd Amazon finds takes the homepage spotlight. The rotation is deterministic: Week 0 starts with Apple AirPods 4 and cycles through all 35 products before starting over. Below is the complete timeline showing past features, the current pick, and upcoming selections. Products from future weeks are previewed with a “coming soon” treatment so you can see what's next.
Week 0Mar 31, 2026
FEATURED
Apple AirPods 4
$1295.5/10
Week 1Apr 7, 2026
COMING SOON
Amazon Echo Dot (5th Gen)
$505.8/10
Week 2Apr 14, 2026
COMING SOON
Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K (2024)
$505.5/10
Week 3Apr 21, 2026
COMING SOON
Kindle Paperwhite (2024, 16GB)
$1605.5/10
Week 4Apr 28, 2026
COMING SOON
Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt)
$806.3/10
Week 5May 5, 2026
COMING SOON
Stanley Quencher H2.0 (40oz)
$456.5/10
Week 6May 12, 2026
COMING SOON
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
$147.5/10
Week 7May 19, 2026
COMING SOON
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
$57.8/10
Week 8May 26, 2026
COMING SOON
Horse Head Mask
$257.3/10
Week 9Jun 2, 2026
COMING SOON
Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillowcase
$167.8/10
Week 10Jun 9, 2026
COMING SOON
Nicolas Cage in a Banana Pillow
$178/10
Week 11Jun 16, 2026
COMING SOON
Inflatable T-Rex Costume
$607.3/10
Week 12Jun 23, 2026
COMING SOON
Handerpants (Underwear for Your Hands)
$107.5/10
Week 13Jun 30, 2026
COMING SOON
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
$287.3/10
Week 14Jul 7, 2026
COMING SOON
Toilet Timer by Katamco
$157.3/10
Week 15Jul 14, 2026
COMING SOON
Rubber Chicken Purse
$297.3/10
Week 16Jul 21, 2026
COMING SOON
Dad Bag Beer Belly Fanny Pack
$167.5/10
Week 17Jul 28, 2026
COMING SOON
Mini Plastic Babies (200 Pieces)
$77.8/10
Week 18Aug 4, 2026
COMING SOON
Throw Throw Burrito (Game)
$207.3/10
Week 19Aug 11, 2026
COMING SOON
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
$147/10
Week 20Aug 18, 2026
COMING SOON
Dash Mini Waffle Maker
$116.5/10
Week 21Aug 25, 2026
COMING SOON
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
$126/10
Week 22Sep 1, 2026
COMING SOON
Sunset Lamp Projector
$185.8/10
Week 23Sep 8, 2026
COMING SOON
The Woobles Crochet Kit (Penguin)
$286/10
Week 24Sep 15, 2026
COMING SOON
Burrito Tortilla Blanket
$217.3/10
Week 25Sep 22, 2026
COMING SOON
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
$336.8/10
Week 26Sep 29, 2026
COMING SOON
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
$156.8/10
Week 27Oct 6, 2026
COMING SOON
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
$166.5/10
Week 28Oct 13, 2026
COMING SOON
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
$167.5/10
Week 29Oct 20, 2026
COMING SOON
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
$356/10
Week 30Oct 27, 2026
COMING SOON
Intex Inflatable Lounge + Ottoman
$345.8/10
Week 31Nov 3, 2026
COMING SOON
Kinetic Desk Fidget Spinner
$175.3/10
Week 32Nov 10, 2026
COMING SOON
KOHLER Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet (White)
$8,9977.5/10
Week 33Nov 17, 2026
COMING SOON
KOHLER Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet (Black)
$10,5007.5/10
Week 34Nov 24, 2026
COMING SOON
KOHLER Numi Original Smart Toilet
$6,6507/10
CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR WEEK?
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