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Dash Mini Waffle Maker vs Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt). Only one can reign supreme. Both will be purchased.

CONTENDER ONE
Dash Mini Waffle Maker

Dash Mini Waffle Maker

by Dash

$11

Surreal Score: 6.5/10

One tiny waffle. Eleven dollars. It's called self-care.

PROS

  • +Eleven dollars for a kitchen appliance that actually works
  • +Makes perfect tiny waffles in under three minutes
  • +So small it fits in a dorm room, a desk drawer, or the glove compartment

CONS

  • -One waffle at a time means feeding two people requires actual patience
  • -You will eat way more waffles than you planned
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CONTENDER TWO
Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt)

Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt)

by Instant Pot

$80

Surreal Score: 6.3/10

Seven appliances for the price of one. You'll use two of them.

PROS

  • +Replaces seven kitchen gadgets gathering dust
  • +Makes pulled pork in 90 minutes instead of 12 hours
  • +The subreddit alone is worth the price of admission

CONS

  • -You will use it three times then forget it exists
  • -The steam release valve is a jump scare every time
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THE NUMBERS

METRIC
DASH MINI WAFFLE MAK
INSTANT POT DUO 7-IN
Price
$11
$80
Surreal Score
6.5/10
6.3/10
Absurdity Index
4/10
3/10
Meme Potential
7/10
5/10
Practical Value
7/10
9/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio
8/10
8/10
DASH MINI WAFFLE MAK WINS4categories
INSTANT POT DUO 7-IN WINS1categories

SCORE BREAKDOWN

Absurdity
4
3
Meme Potential
7
5
Practical Value
7
9
Price-to-WTF
8
8
Overall
6.5
6.3
Dash Mini Waffle Mak
Instant Pot Duo 7-in

THE VERDICT

The Instant Pot wins on capability. The Waffle Maker wins on joy. The Instant Pot is seven appliances pretending to be one, and you will use approximately two of those seven functions before it becomes a counter decoration. The Dash Mini makes one tiny waffle at a time, which is either a limitation or a meditative practice depending on your philosophy. Eleven dollars and it does exactly one thing perfectly. Eighty dollars and the Instant Pot does seven things with varying degrees of 'oh no the pressure valve.' For sheer kitchen utility the Pot wins. For the ratio of smiles-per-dollar, the tiny waffle machine is undefeated.

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