Best Desk Conversation Starter for the Office
The Cat Butt Tissue Holder is the ultimate desk conversation starter. At $28, it is a ceramic cat whose posterior dispenses tissues from a standard tissue box concealed inside its hollow body. You pull tissues from a cat's rear end, deliberately, multiple times per day. This is a product that generates a new conversation every time someone encounters it for the first time. The ceramic construction means it outlasts trends, outlasts jobs, and outlasts the patience of anyone in HR. Cat lovers appreciate the craftsmanship. Cat skeptics appreciate the irreverence. Everyone appreciates that you are the kind of person who commits to a bit this thoroughly.
3D Printed Black Cat Toilet Roll Holder
by Novelty Bath
“Toilet paper from a cat. Resin. Thirty-two dollars. Fine art.”
The Good
- Every square comes with a story you'll tell whether people want to hear it or not
- Durable 3D-printed resin that should outlive most tenancies
- Self-standing design means no drilling or mounting required
- Cat lovers and cat haters unite in bewildered agreement
The Reality
- You are pulling toilet paper from a cat, deliberately, multiple times a day
- Thirty-two dollars for a joke that never gets old or gets very old, depending
- Guests might have questions
THE VERDICT
A 3D-printed black cat that stands in your bathroom cradling a roll of toilet paper. You pull tissue from the cat. This is a real product with real customer reviews from real people who keep it in their real bathrooms. It holds a standard roll inside its hollow cat body, and its expression remains unbothered through the entire transaction.
$32.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
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