Best Food-Shaped Item for Your Home
The 3D Baguette Bread Pillow is the pinnacle of food-shaped home decor. At $33 for a forty-inch pillow, the photo-realistic print quality is genuinely museum-worthy. The crust detail, the golden-brown coloring, the slight flour dusting all contribute to a pillow that looks like actual bread from across the room. Guests will attempt to slice it. The plush interior is softer than any real baguette, which defeats the purpose of bread but fulfills the purpose of a pillow. It works as a body pillow, a decorative accent, or a prop for confusing dinner party photos. For anyone decorating with a food theme, or anyone who simply wants to hug bread, this is the definitive choice.
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
by DIYARTS
“A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.”
The Good
- Forty inches of photorealistic bread to hold and cherish
- Softer than real bread, which is the whole point of it being a pillow
- The print quality makes it look like actual bread from across the room
- Thirty-three dollars for a decorative piece and a body pillow combined
The Reality
- Visitors will attempt to eat your pillow and you cannot blame them
- It's a bread pillow. You own a bread pillow now. Sit with that.
- Gluten-free friends will still be uncomfortable
THE VERDICT
A forty-inch pillow shaped like a realistic French baguette. Hug a bread. Sleep on a bread. Bring it to a dinner party and watch people try to slice it. The photo-realistic crust detail is museum-quality and the plush interior is softer than any actual baguette has ever been.
$33.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
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