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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Baby Nessie Tea Infuser
by OTOTO
“The Loch Ness Monster steeps your Earl Grey.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
A tea infuser shaped like the Loch Ness Monster. The body holds loose leaf tea while the head and neck stick out of your mug, making it look like Nessie is swimming in your beverage. Finally, cryptozoology meets afternoon tea.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually works well as a tea infuser with fine mesh
Food-safe silicone rated for boiling water
The neck acts as a handle so you never burn your fingers
Only works with mugs deep enough for monster submersion
Does not actually prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index6/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value8/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“A tea infuser shaped like the Loch Ness Monster. The body holds loose leaf tea while the head and neck stick out of your mug, making it look like Nessie is swimming in your beverage. Finally, cryptozoology meets afternoon tea.”
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Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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