Govee Smart RGB LED Strip Lights (32.8ft)

Name: Govee Smart RGB LED Strip Lights (32.8ft)
Brand: Govee
Price: 99 USD
Availability: InStock

by Govee

“Smart home nightclub vibes in thirty-two feet. Welcome to the future.”

SURREAL SCORE: 6/10

Thirty-two feet of WiFi-connected RGB lights that turn any room into a cyberpunk nightclub or a vaporwave fever dream. About a hundred dollars to make your bedroom look like a Twitch streamer's setup, with Alexa and Google Assistant compatibility and sixteen million color options, which is approximately sixteen million more than you need.

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$99.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

WiFi plus Alexa and Google Assistant control, no hub required

Music sync for your personal silent disco

Adhesive backing sticks to anything, including things it shouldn't

Sixteen million colors for when you can't pick just one

The adhesive is permanent in the way that tattoo removal is a thing

Your room will look like a gaming setup whether you game or not

The app wants way too many permissions for a light strip

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index3/10

Meme Potential6/10

Practical Value7/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio6/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10

“Thirty-two feet of WiFi-connected RGB lights that turn any room into a cyberpunk nightclub or a vaporwave fever dream. About a hundred dollars to make your bedroom look like a Twitch streamer's setup, with Alexa and Google Assistant compatibility and sixteen million color options, which is approximately sixteen million more than you need.”