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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
by Govee
“Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6/10
Thirty-two feet of RGB lights that turn any room into a cyberpunk nightclub or a vaporwave fever dream. Twelve dollars to make your bedroom look like a Twitch streamer's setup. The app has sixteen million color options, which is approximately sixteen million more than you need.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Twelve dollars to completely transform any room's vibe
App control with music sync for your personal silent disco
Adhesive backing sticks to anything, including things it shouldn't
Sixteen million colors for when you can't pick just one
The adhesive is permanent in the way that tattoo removal is a thing
Your room will look like a gaming setup whether you game or not
The app wants way too many permissions for a light strip
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index3/10
Meme Potential6/10
Practical Value7/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10
“Thirty-two feet of RGB lights that turn any room into a cyberpunk nightclub or a vaporwave fever dream. Twelve dollars to make your bedroom look like a Twitch streamer's setup. The app has sixteen million color options, which is approximately sixteen million more than you need.”
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5.8/10
Sunset Lamp Projector
Golden hour whenever you want it. Eighteen bucks. The sun is shaking.
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