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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Bluetooth Banana Phone
by Banana Phone
“Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.8/10
A real, working Bluetooth handset shaped like a banana. Pairs with your phone via Bluetooth and actually makes and receives calls. Forty dollars to answer business calls on a piece of fruit. The Raffi song made real through sheer force of consumer demand.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually works as a Bluetooth handset with decent audio
15-hour talk time on a banana, which is impressive
Guaranteed to make every phone call more surreal
Forty dollars for a banana-shaped phone in 2026
Pulling this out in a meeting sends a very specific message
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential10/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.8/10
“A real, working Bluetooth handset shaped like a banana. Pairs with your phone via Bluetooth and actually makes and receives calls. Forty dollars to answer business calls on a piece of fruit. The Raffi song made real through sheer force of consumer demand.”
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Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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