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Burrito Tortilla Blanket
$21.00
THE VIRAL COLLECTION

Burrito Tortilla Blanket

Zulay

“Become a burrito. Twenty-one dollars. Wrap yourself in destiny.”

Surreal Score: 7.3/10

Surreal Score Breakdown

Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
Overall Surreal Score7.3/10

The Verdict

A six-foot-diameter blanket that looks exactly like a flour tortilla so you can wrap yourself up and become a human burrito. The print quality is disturbingly realistic. You will send a photo to everyone you know. They will all want one. This is how it spreads.

The Good

  • ✓Become a burrito. That's the entire pitch and it's perfect.
  • ✓Seventy-one inches of soft, tortilla-printed comfort
  • ✓Twenty-one dollars for the most photogenic blanket in existence
  • ✓Machine washable, unlike a real tortilla
  • ✓Works as a beach towel, picnic blanket, or existential crisis cocoon

The Bad

  • ✗You will be called a burrito for the rest of your life
  • ✗The realistic tortilla print may trigger genuine hunger
  • ✗Pets will try to eat it
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$21.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

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