Burrito Tortilla Blanket

Name: Burrito Tortilla Blanket
Brand: Zulay
Price: 21 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 7.3 (1 reviews)

by Zulay

“Become a burrito. Twenty-one dollars. Wrap yourself in destiny.”

SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10

A six-foot-diameter blanket that looks exactly like a flour tortilla so you can wrap yourself up and become a human burrito. The print quality is disturbingly realistic. You will send a photo to everyone you know. They will all want one. This is how it spreads.

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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Become a burrito. That's the entire pitch and it's perfect.

Seventy-one inches of soft, tortilla-printed comfort

Twenty-one dollars for the most photogenic blanket in existence

Machine washable, unlike a real tortilla

Works as a beach towel, picnic blanket, or existential crisis cocoon

You will be called a burrito for the rest of your life

The realistic tortilla print may trigger genuine hunger

Pets will try to eat it

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index7/10

Meme Potential9/10

Practical Value5/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10

“A six-foot-diameter blanket that looks exactly like a flour tortilla so you can wrap yourself up and become a human burrito. The print quality is disturbingly realistic. You will send a photo to everyone you know. They will all want one. This is how it spreads.”