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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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In-Car Sauce Holder Dip Clip
by Saucemoto
“A sauce holder for your car vent. Civilization has peaked.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
A clip that attaches to your car's air vent and holds dipping sauce containers at the perfect angle. Drive-through nuggets finally have infrastructure. This product has five stars and 40,000 reviews because humanity was waiting for vehicular condiment solutions.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Fits most sauce cup sizes from all major fast food chains
Clips securely to any standard air vent
Solves a problem so real that 40,000 people reviewed it
Your car will eventually smell permanently like ranch
Encourages eating while driving, which your insurance agent hates
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index6/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value9/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“A clip that attaches to your car's air vent and holds dipping sauce containers at the perfect angle. Drive-through nuggets finally have infrastructure. This product has five stars and 40,000 reviews because humanity was waiting for vehicular condiment solutions.”
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Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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