ONLY$14.00
7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
★ 4.6 on Amazon
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Custom Dog Face Socks
by FunStory
“Put your dog's face on your feet. They'd want this.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10
Upload a photo of your dog and receive custom socks with your dog's face printed all over them. Your dog's expression of mild confusion, permanently immortalized on cotton polyester blend. The most dedicated form of pet ownership available in sock format.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Genuinely good print quality that captures your pet's essence
Comfortable mid-calf length for daily wear
Available for cats, too, though cats would never approve
Your dog cannot appreciate this gesture
Everyone will want to see more photos of your dog
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index6/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10
“Upload a photo of your dog and receive custom socks with your dog's face printed all over them. Your dog's expression of mild confusion, permanently immortalized on cotton polyester blend. The most dedicated form of pet ownership available in sock format.”
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6.5/10
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6/10
Govee Smart RGB LED Strip Lights (32.8ft)
Smart home nightclub vibes in thirty-two feet. Welcome to the future.
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