SNACTIV Finger Chopsticks (Shark Tank)

Name: SNACTIV Finger Chopsticks (Shark Tank)
Brand: SNACTIV
Price: 26 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.6 (1382 reviews)

by SNACTIV

“Finger chopsticks for Cheetos. As seen on Shark Tank.”

SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10

Tiny finger-mounted chopsticks designed for eating cheesy snacks without getting orange dust on everything. Shark Tank pedigree, a bundle of four, and a user base that apparently never wants their keyboards to taste like Cheetos again. Humanity invented tools, built civilizations, split the atom, and then invented finger chopsticks for Cheetos.

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★ 4.6 · 1,382 ratings

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Actually prevents cheese dust on your keyboard and phone

Shark Tank famous, a thousand-plus reviewers can't all be wrong

Solves a problem you didn't know you were allowed to solve

Twenty-six dollars for four tiny finger gadgets

Explaining them to anyone over the age of 40

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index8/10

Meme Potential9/10

Practical Value7/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio6/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10

“Tiny finger-mounted chopsticks designed for eating cheesy snacks without getting orange dust on everything. Shark Tank pedigree, a bundle of four, and a user base that apparently never wants their keyboards to taste like Cheetos again. Humanity invented tools, built civilizations, split the atom, and then invented finger chopsticks for Cheetos.”