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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Giant White Goose Plush
by IKASA
“A four-foot goose for your bed. Honk.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10
A giant stuffed goose over three feet long, designed for hugging, spooning, or establishing dominance over your bedroom. TikTok made this go viral because apparently what the world needed was an oversized waterfowl body pillow.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Surprisingly high-quality plush material for a giant bird
Functions as a legitimate body pillow for side sleepers
The goose judges no one and accepts all cuddles
Takes up approximately 40% of a twin bed
Explaining to guests why there's a goose in your bed
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10
“A giant stuffed goose over three feet long, designed for hugging, spooning, or establishing dominance over your bedroom. TikTok made this go viral because apparently what the world needed was an oversized waterfowl body pillow.”
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6.5/10
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6/10
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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