ONLY$14.00
7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Sunset Lamp Projector
by Nellsi
“Golden hour whenever you want it. Eighteen bucks. The sun is shaking.”
SURREAL SCORE: 5.8/10
Projects a perfect golden-hour sunset onto your wall so you can have golden hour at 11 PM while wearing pajamas. Every influencer's apartment has one. Your selfies will improve by approximately 400%. The real sunset is free but doesn't match your bedding.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Instant golden hour lighting for photos, vibes, or seasonal depression
Eighteen dollars for professional-grade thirst trap lighting
Rotatable head lets you point the sunset wherever you want
Makes any room look like a boutique hotel in Barcelona
You are paying for artificial sunlight while real sunlight exists outside
Every apartment on Instagram has one and you will join them
The novelty lasts exactly as long as your attention span
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index4/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE5.8/10
“Projects a perfect golden-hour sunset onto your wall so you can have golden hour at 11 PM while wearing pajamas. Every influencer's apartment has one. Your selfies will improve by approximately 400%. The real sunset is free but doesn't match your bedding.”
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6.5/10
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6/10
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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