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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Inflatable Elephant Pool Decor
by GoFloats
“An inflatable elephant for your pool. The trunk sprays water. Obviously.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10
A giant inflatable baby elephant designed to float in your pool and spray water from its trunk. Eighteen dollars for a pool toy that turns your backyard into a budget safari. Children love it. Adults love it more but won't admit it. The trunk actually connects to a garden hose.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Trunk connects to a garden hose for actual water spraying
Adorable enough to justify to any homeowners' association
Under twenty dollars for maximum pool party impact
Inflating this elephant requires commitment and lung capacity
Your pool now looks like a zoo exhibit
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index6/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10
“A giant inflatable baby elephant designed to float in your pool and spray water from its trunk. Eighteen dollars for a pool toy that turns your backyard into a budget safari. Children love it. Adults love it more but won't admit it. The trunk actually connects to a garden hose.”
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6.5/10
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6/10
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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