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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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LED Word Clock
by Sharper Image
“A clock that tells time in words. Because numbers are boring.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10
A clock that displays the time using illuminated words instead of numbers. 'IT IS HALF PAST THREE' glows on your wall like a philosophical statement about the passage of time. Minimalist, pretentious, and genuinely useful.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually tells time accurately despite the artistic approach
Multiple color options for different room aesthetics
Conversation starter that doubles as functional furniture
Takes slightly longer to read than a normal clock
Guests will ask 'but why' at least once
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index4/10
Meme Potential6/10
Practical Value8/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10
“A clock that displays the time using illuminated words instead of numbers. 'IT IS HALF PAST THREE' glows on your wall like a philosophical statement about the passage of time. Minimalist, pretentious, and genuinely useful.”
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6.5/10
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6/10
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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