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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Levitating Bluetooth Speaker
by ICE FROG
“A speaker that floats. Your music literally hangs in the air.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A Bluetooth speaker where the top half levitates and spins in mid-air while playing music. The bass comes from the base, the treble floats above it. One hundred dollars for a speaker that defies gravity while playing your Spotify playlist. Magnets doing the work that wires used to do.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Genuine magnetic levitation while playing full-range audio
360-degree sound from the rotating floating orb
LED lights add a visual element to the hovering speaker
Sound quality trades off for the levitation spectacle
One bump to the table and the levitation spell breaks
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A Bluetooth speaker where the top half levitates and spins in mid-air while playing music. The bass comes from the base, the treble floats above it. One hundred dollars for a speaker that defies gravity while playing your Spotify playlist. Magnets doing the work that wires used to do.”
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6.5/10
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6/10
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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