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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Magnetic Holding Hands Socks
by Mixdameny
“Socks that hold hands. For your feet.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A pair of socks with magnetic hands on them so when you put your feet together, the socks hold hands. TikTok went absolutely feral for these. Your feet are now in a relationship and there's nothing you can do about it.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Magnets are surprisingly strong and actually connect
Soft cotton blend that feels like normal socks
The couple's gift that says 'I found this at 2 AM on TikTok'
Walking with your feet together is not recommended
The magnets occasionally stick to metal chair legs
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A pair of socks with magnetic hands on them so when you put your feet together, the socks hold hands. TikTok went absolutely feral for these. Your feet are now in a relationship and there's nothing you can do about it.”
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6.5/10
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6/10
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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