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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Ostrich Pillow
by OSTRICHPILLOW
“Put your entire head inside a pillow. In public.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
A padded cocoon you wear over your entire head for napping in public. Holes for breathing and your hands. You look like an alien egg hatching in an airport. Ninety-nine dollars to become completely anonymous and fully unconscious anywhere.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually blocks light and sound remarkably well
Memory foam interior is genuinely comfortable
You will never be bothered by another human while wearing it
Ninety-nine dollars for a head sock with delusions of grandeur
Security may approach you in airports
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential10/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio5/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“A padded cocoon you wear over your entire head for napping in public. Holes for breathing and your hands. You look like an alien egg hatching in an airport. Ninety-nine dollars to become completely anonymous and fully unconscious anywhere.”
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6.5/10
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6/10
Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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