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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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Wearable Shark Blanket
by COMIN
“Become a shark. Stay warm. Terrify children.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.8/10
A wearable blanket that makes you look like you're being eaten by a shark. Your legs go in the tail, your body fills the middle, and the shark's mouth frames your face. Twenty dollars to become the apex predator of your living room.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Genuinely warm flannel material for couch predators
One size fits most humans inside the shark
Halloween costume and couch blanket in one purchase
Walking in it requires the grace of an actual fish
Your dog will either attack you or never trust you again
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.8/10
“A wearable blanket that makes you look like you're being eaten by a shark. Your legs go in the tail, your body fills the middle, and the shark's mouth frames your face. Twenty dollars to become the apex predator of your living room.”
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Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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