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7/10
COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Essence
Snail slime. On your face. Fourteen dollars. Gorgeous skin though.
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The Woobles Crochet Kit (Penguin)
by The Woobles
“Learn to crochet. Make a penguin. Twenty-eight dollars. Find peace.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6/10
A beginner crochet kit that teaches you to make a tiny stuffed penguin. It went massively viral because people discovered that crocheting is actually meditative and penguins are objectively excellent. Twenty-eight dollars for a new hobby and a small friend.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually teaches you to crochet from absolute zero
The penguin you make is genuinely adorable and yours forever
Meditative craft time disguised as a cute product
The instructions are so clear a stressed-out adult can follow them
Twenty-eight dollars for yarn and a hook, technically
Your first penguin will look haunted and that's part of the journey
You will buy fourteen more kits. The Woobles pipeline is real.
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index3/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value7/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10
“A beginner crochet kit that teaches you to make a tiny stuffed penguin. It went massively viral because people discovered that crocheting is actually meditative and penguins are objectively excellent. Twenty-eight dollars for a new hobby and a small friend.”
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Govee LED Strip Lights (32.8ft RGB)
Twelve bucks for thirty-two feet of mood lighting. Welcome to the future.
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