ONLY$15.00
6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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ONLY$33.00
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
by DIYARTS
“A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.8/10
A forty-inch pillow shaped like a realistic French baguette. Hug a bread. Sleep on a bread. Bring it to a dinner party and watch people try to slice it. The photo-realistic crust detail is museum-quality and the plush interior is softer than any actual baguette has ever been.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Forty inches of photorealistic bread to hold and cherish
Softer than real bread, which is the whole point of it being a pillow
The print quality makes it look like actual bread from across the room
Thirty-three dollars for a decorative piece and a body pillow combined
Visitors will attempt to eat your pillow and you cannot blame them
It's a bread pillow. You own a bread pillow now. Sit with that.
Gluten-free friends will still be uncomfortable
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.8/10
“A forty-inch pillow shaped like a realistic French baguette. Hug a bread. Sleep on a bread. Bring it to a dinner party and watch people try to slice it. The photo-realistic crust detail is museum-quality and the plush interior is softer than any actual baguette has ever been.”
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