ONLY$33.00
6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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ONLY$10.00
Butter Toast Crossbody Bag
by SUKUTU
“Carry your essentials in a piece of toast.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.2/10
A crossbody bag shaped and printed like a piece of buttered toast. It has a zipper, a strap, and room for your phone, wallet, and the shattered expectations of the fashion industry. Ten dollars to carry bread to brunch.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually fits phone, keys, and wallet inside the toast
Adjustable strap for cross-body or shoulder wear
Ten dollars makes this the cheapest fashion statement possible
Not waterproof, so your toast bag can't handle rain
People will ask if you're carrying actual toast
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.2/10
“A crossbody bag shaped and printed like a piece of buttered toast. It has a zipper, a strap, and room for your phone, wallet, and the shattered expectations of the fashion industry. Ten dollars to carry bread to brunch.”
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ONLY$15.00
6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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ONLY$27.00
7/10