ONLY$33.00
6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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ONLY$27.00
Taco Wrap Sleeping Bag
by Silver Lilly
“Sleep inside a taco. Wake up as a burrito.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A sleeping bag printed to look like a giant taco, complete with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and meat graphics. Zip yourself inside and become a human filling. For camping trips, sleepovers, or anywhere you need to be both warm and delicious-looking.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Fits adults up to 6 feet tall inside the taco
Soft fleece material that's genuinely cozy
Pairs well with the Burrito Tortilla Blanket for a themed sleepover
Rolling over in a taco sleeping bag has consequences
Bears may find you more interesting than usual while camping
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A sleeping bag printed to look like a giant taco, complete with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and meat graphics. Zip yourself inside and become a human filling. For camping trips, sleepovers, or anywhere you need to be both warm and delicious-looking.”
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ONLY$15.00
6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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ONLY$10.00
7.2/10