ONLY$33.00
6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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Car French Fry Holder
by FryMaster
“Your cup holder, but for fries. As intended.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A cone-shaped holder that fits in your car's cup holder and keeps french fries upright and accessible. Seven dollars to solve a problem you experience three times a week but never thought to fix. Sometimes the simplest products are the most revolutionary.
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★ 4.5 on Amazon
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Fits standard cup holders in virtually any vehicle
Holds a large order of fries without spillage
Seven dollars for a permanent upgrade to your drive-through experience
Only works for fries, not onion rings (discrimination)
You'll eat more fries because they're suddenly so convenient
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index5/10
Meme Potential6/10
Practical Value8/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A cone-shaped holder that fits in your car's cup holder and keeps french fries upright and accessible. Seven dollars to solve a problem you experience three times a week but never thought to fix. Sometimes the simplest products are the most revolutionary.”
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ONLY$15.00
6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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ONLY$10.00
7.2/10