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Are you tired of furniture that DOESN'T look like food?

Doughnut Shaped Throw Pillow
ONLY$15.00

Doughnut Shaped Throw Pillow

by BestIdeas

Rest your head on a pastry. Zero calories.

SURREAL SCORE: 6/10

A large throw pillow shaped and printed like a frosted doughnut with sprinkles. Place it on your couch and resist the urge to bite it. Fifteen dollars for decor that makes your living room look like a bakery display case.

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$15.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Soft plush material with realistic doughnut printing
40cm diameter, large enough to actually use as a pillow
Comes in multiple frosting flavors because choices matter
Visitors will try to determine if it's edible at least once
Does not taste like a doughnut despite appearances

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index5/10
Meme Potential5/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10

A large throw pillow shaped and printed like a frosted doughnut with sprinkles. Place it on your couch and resist the urge to bite it. Fifteen dollars for decor that makes your living room look like a bakery display case.

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