ONLY$33.00
6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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HYSEAS Round Throw Pillow 14 Inch Chocolate Donut, 3D Digital Print Decorativ...
by BestIdeas
“Rest your head on a pastry. Zero calories.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6/10
A large throw pillow shaped and printed like a frosted doughnut with sprinkles. Place it on your couch and resist the urge to bite it. Fifteen dollars for decor that makes your living room look like a bakery display case.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Soft plush material with realistic doughnut printing
40cm diameter, large enough to actually use as a pillow
Comes in multiple frosting flavors because choices matter
Visitors will try to determine if it's edible at least once
Does not taste like a doughnut despite appearances
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index5/10
Meme Potential5/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10
“A large throw pillow shaped and printed like a frosted doughnut with sprinkles. Place it on your couch and resist the urge to bite it. Fifteen dollars for decor that makes your living room look like a bakery display case.”
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6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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ONLY$10.00
7.2/10