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6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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Edible Black Shimmer Glitter
by Bakell
“Edible glitter. For food. The FDA said yes.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.2/10
Edible black glitter for food. Sprinkle it on cakes, cocktails, or pasta to make your meal look like it was prepared in a nightclub. FDA-approved because someone at the FDA had to officially evaluate whether humans should eat glitter. The answer was yes.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
FDA-approved food-grade glitter that's safe to consume
Transforms any boring cake into a gothic masterpiece
A little goes a long way, one jar lasts for months of sparkle
Your digestive system will have a sparkly experience afterward
Explaining to dinner guests that the glitter is intentional
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.2/10
“Edible black glitter for food. Sprinkle it on cakes, cocktails, or pasta to make your meal look like it was prepared in a nightclub. FDA-approved because someone at the FDA had to officially evaluate whether humans should eat glitter. The answer was yes.”
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6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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7.2/10