ONLY$33.00
6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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ONLY$50.00
Emoji Pizza Bean Bag
by OFOX
“Bean bag furniture for people whose interior design inspiration is emoji.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.2/10
A bean bag chair available in pizza, poop emoji, alien, and fire designs. The pizza slice model lets you lounge in a triangular cheese-covered throne. Fifty dollars to own furniture that a five-year-old designed in their imagination and an adult actually manufactured.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Multiple absurd designs beyond just pizza
Removable, washable cover for when pizza life gets messy
Lightweight enough to move between rooms as your mood demands
Telling an interior designer you own emoji furniture
The poop emoji version exists and someone has purchased it
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio6/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.2/10
“A bean bag chair available in pizza, poop emoji, alien, and fire designs. The pizza slice model lets you lounge in a triangular cheese-covered throne. Fifty dollars to own furniture that a five-year-old designed in their imagination and an adult actually manufactured.”
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ONLY$15.00
6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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ONLY$10.00
7.2/10