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Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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“Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.”
A t-shirt printed to look like a ripped, shredded, glistening six-pack on a tanned torso. Skip the gym entirely. Sixteen dollars and you are beach-body ready according to the photographic evidence on your shirt. Nobody will be fooled. Everyone will be entertained.
$16.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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