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6.5/10
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
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Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
by By Mark & Margot
“A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6/10
A garden gnome mounted on a dachshund like a tiny medieval knight riding a very long horse. It sits in your garden or on your desk and silently asserts that you are a person of taste. The craftsmanship is genuinely solid for a gnome on a wiener dog.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
A gnome riding a wiener dog is peak garden decor and always will be
Solid resin construction survives weather and judgment
Thirty-five dollars for a yard ornament with genuine character
Works indoors or outdoors for gnome-on-dachshund versatility
Your homeowners association may have thoughts
Once you start collecting gnomes, the gnomes never stop
The dachshund looks slightly concerned and that never goes away
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value3/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10
“A garden gnome mounted on a dachshund like a tiny medieval knight riding a very long horse. It sits in your garden or on your desk and silently asserts that you are a person of taste. The craftsmanship is genuinely solid for a gnome on a wiener dog.”
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7.5/10
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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5.8/10
Intex Inflatable Lounge + Ottoman
Real furniture costs thousands. This costs thirty-four bucks and your dignity.
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