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Surreal Score: 6.5/10fashion
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
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Pickle on Skateboard
“A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.”
A t-shirt featuring a pickle riding a skateboard while dressed as a cowboy. Three random nouns combined into a single graphic and somehow it works. It's the kind of shirt that makes strangers walk up to you and say 'nice shirt' with complete sincerity and you both know why.
$16.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
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