ONLY$16.00
6.5/10
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
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Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
by Pickle on Skateboard
“A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
A t-shirt featuring a pickle riding a skateboard while dressed as a cowboy. Three random nouns combined into a single graphic and somehow it works. It's the kind of shirt that makes strangers walk up to you and say 'nice shirt' with complete sincerity and you both know why.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Pickle. Skateboard. Cowboy. The holy trinity of graphic tees.
Sixteen dollars for wearable dadaism
People will compliment this shirt and mean it
Machine washable, unlike the memories it creates
Available in multiple sizes for pickle cowboys of all builds
You will become 'the pickle shirt person' in your social circle
Explaining why you bought it reveals something about yourself
You may feel compelled to buy every absurd graphic tee you see from now on
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value3/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“A t-shirt featuring a pickle riding a skateboard while dressed as a cowboy. Three random nouns combined into a single graphic and somehow it works. It's the kind of shirt that makes strangers walk up to you and say 'nice shirt' with complete sincerity and you both know why.”
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6/10
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.
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ONLY$34.00
5.8/10
Intex Inflatable Lounge + Ottoman
Real furniture costs thousands. This costs thirty-four bucks and your dignity.
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