ONLY$33.00
6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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Gremlins Gizmo Planter
by Silver Buffalo
“Water the Gremlin planter. What could possibly go wrong.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A hand-painted planter shaped like Gizmo from Gremlins. Plant a succulent in Gizmo's head and watch greenery sprout from a fictional creature known for spawning chaos when exposed to water. The irony of watering a Gremlins planter is not lost on anyone who's seen the movie.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Hand-painted detail captures Gizmo's adorable menace
Fits small succulents and air plants perfectly
The watering irony delights everyone who gets the reference
Feeding it after midnight voids the warranty (probably)
Only fits small plants, limiting your Gremlins gardening ambitions
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A hand-painted planter shaped like Gizmo from Gremlins. Plant a succulent in Gizmo's head and watch greenery sprout from a fictional creature known for spawning chaos when exposed to water. The irony of watering a Gremlins planter is not lost on anyone who's seen the movie.”
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6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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7.2/10