#1
$14.00
Surreal Score: 7.5/10novelty
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
A pickle. That yodels. Fourteen dollars. You're welcome.
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Horse Head Mask
Accoutrements
“Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.”
Surreal Score: 7.3/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential10/10
Practical Value1/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
Overall Surreal Score7.3/10
The Verdict
The latex mask that defined an entire era of internet humor. Put it on, become horse. That's the value proposition. It smells like a tire factory, makes breathing an optional luxury, and has appeared in more wedding photos than the bride would like to admit.
The Good
- ✓Instant comedy at any social gathering or job interview
- ✓Fits most human heads, horse or otherwise
- ✓Twenty-five dollars to become the most photographed person at any event
- ✓Pairs well with a business suit for maximum surrealism
The Bad
- ✗The latex smell is an experience your nostrils won't forget
- ✗Peripheral vision becomes a distant memory
- ✗Sweating inside this thing is inevitable and violent
$25.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
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