Horse Head Mask

Name: Horse Head Mask
Brand: Accoutrements
Price: 25 USD
Availability: InStock

by Accoutrements

“Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.”

SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10

The latex mask that defined an entire era of internet humor. Put it on, become horse. That's the value proposition. It smells like a tire factory, makes breathing an optional luxury, and has appeared in more wedding photos than the bride would like to admit.

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$25.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

★ 4.6 on Amazon

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Instant comedy at any social gathering or job interview

Fits most human heads, horse or otherwise

Twenty-five dollars to become the most photographed person at any event

Pairs well with a business suit for maximum surrealism

The latex smell is an experience your nostrils won't forget

Peripheral vision becomes a distant memory

Sweating inside this thing is inevitable and violent

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index9/10

Meme Potential10/10

Practical Value1/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10

“The latex mask that defined an entire era of internet humor. Put it on, become horse. That's the value proposition. It smells like a tire factory, makes breathing an optional luxury, and has appeared in more wedding photos than the bride would like to admit.”