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7.5/10
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Horse Head Mask
by Accoutrements
“Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10
The latex mask that defined an entire era of internet humor. Put it on, become horse. That's the value proposition. It smells like a tire factory, makes breathing an optional luxury, and has appeared in more wedding photos than the bride would like to admit.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Instant comedy at any social gathering or job interview
Fits most human heads, horse or otherwise
Twenty-five dollars to become the most photographed person at any event
Pairs well with a business suit for maximum surrealism
The latex smell is an experience your nostrils won't forget
Peripheral vision becomes a distant memory
Sweating inside this thing is inevitable and violent
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential10/10
Practical Value1/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10
“The latex mask that defined an entire era of internet humor. Put it on, become horse. That's the value proposition. It smells like a tire factory, makes breathing an optional luxury, and has appeared in more wedding photos than the bride would like to admit.”
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Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillowcase
Swipe right on Nic Cage. Literally. With your hand. On a pillow.
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