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Are you tired of being the BORING person at parties?
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Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
by Archie McPhee
“A pickle. That yodels. Fourteen dollars. You're welcome.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
It's an electronic pickle that yodels. That's it. That's the product. Somebody pitched this in a meeting and got a raise. Press the button, the pickle yodels. The fact that this has thousands of five-star reviews tells you everything you need to know about civilization.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Yodels on command, which is more than most people can do
Perfect gift for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle
Fourteen dollars to ruin any meeting, dinner, or funeral
Battery-powered, so the yodeling can travel with you
It only yodels. It does one thing. That thing is yodeling.
Battery will die at the worst possible moment
Your family will stage an intervention
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index10/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value1/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio10/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“It's an electronic pickle that yodels. That's it. That's the product. Somebody pitched this in a meeting and got a raise. Press the button, the pickle yodels. The fact that this has thousands of five-star reviews tells you everything you need to know about civilization.”
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Swipe right on Nic Cage. Literally. With your hand. On a pillow.
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