Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

Name: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
Brand: Hutzler
Price: 5 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 7.8 (1 reviews)

by Hutzler

“Why use a knife when you can use BANANA TECHNOLOGY?”

SURREAL SCORE: 7.8/10

The product that launched a thousand Amazon reviews. A plastic thing that slices bananas, because apparently a knife was too much technology. The reviews are the real product here, and they are worth every penny of this five-dollar masterpiece.

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$5.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Five dollars for a utensil and the greatest review section on Amazon

Actually slices bananas uniformly, if that matters to you

Perfect for people who fear knives

The Amazon reviews alone justify the internet's existence

Dishwasher safe, unlike your dignity after buying this

Only works on banana-shaped objects, discriminating against all other fruit

A knife costs less and does more

You will have to explain this purchase to every houseguest

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index8/10

Meme Potential10/10

Practical Value3/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio10/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.8/10

“The product that launched a thousand Amazon reviews. A plastic thing that slices bananas, because apparently a knife was too much technology. The reviews are the real product here, and they are worth every penny of this five-dollar masterpiece.”