ONLY$33.00
6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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ONLY$60.00
Pizza Bean Bag Chair
by Wow! Works
“Sixty bucks to sit inside a slice of pepperoni pizza. No regrets.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A bean bag chair printed to look like a giant slice of pepperoni pizza. Sit in pizza. Become one with the pizza. The most honest furniture purchase you can make because it tells visitors exactly what you value in life. Sixty dollars to transform your living room into a pizzeria floor.
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★ 4.4 on Amazon
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Large enough for adult humans to genuinely sit in
Realistic pepperoni pizza print on durable polyester
Filled and ready to use, no stuffing required
Your living room now looks like a pizza parlor floor
Guests will make the same 'looking like a snack' joke
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio6/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A bean bag chair printed to look like a giant slice of pepperoni pizza. Sit in pizza. Become one with the pizza. The most honest furniture purchase you can make because it tells visitors exactly what you value in life. Sixty dollars to transform your living room into a pizzeria floor.”
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ONLY$15.00
6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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ONLY$10.00
7.2/10