ONLY$33.00
6.8/10
3D Baguette Bread Pillow
A forty-inch bread you hug. Carb-free. Gluten-free. Joy-full.
★ 4.7 · 5,881 ratings
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ONLY$20.00
Pizza Blanket
by Litos
“Wrap yourself in a full pepperoni pizza.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A round throw blanket printed to look like a pepperoni pizza, complete with cheese, sauce, and crust details. Sixty inches of pizza-printed fleece. Pair with the Burrito Blanket for the most confusing dinner party in history.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Soft flannel fleece that's genuinely warm
Realistic pizza printing on both sides
60-inch diameter covers most humans in pizza
Sleeping under a pizza blanket sends a message about your priorities
Your dog will try to eat it
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A round throw blanket printed to look like a pepperoni pizza, complete with cheese, sauce, and crust details. Sixty inches of pizza-printed fleece. Pair with the Burrito Blanket for the most confusing dinner party in history.”
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ONLY$15.00
6.8/10
Toast Bread LED Night Lamp
A glowing piece of toast. Fifteen dollars. Let there be bread.
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ONLY$10.00
7.2/10