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6.5/10
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
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Alpaca Print Breathable Underwear
by XITENG
“Alpacas. On your underwear. Living their best life.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.8/10
Breathable underwear covered in a print of cute alpacas wearing sunglasses and bow ties. Your most private garment now features the most photogenic livestock. Thirteen dollars for the confidence that comes from knowing your undergarments have alpaca energy.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually breathable and comfortable bamboo fiber blend
Multiple alpaca-themed patterns in each pack
Elastic waistband that survives repeated washing
Nobody will see them unless you specifically show people
The alpacas are wearing sunglasses and you're wearing them, the irony
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index6/10
Meme Potential6/10
Practical Value7/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.8/10
“Breathable underwear covered in a print of cute alpacas wearing sunglasses and bow ties. Your most private garment now features the most photogenic livestock. Thirteen dollars for the confidence that comes from knowing your undergarments have alpaca energy.”
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7.5/10
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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6/10
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.
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