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$129
Surreal Score: 5.5/10bestseller
Apple AirPods 4
Two beans. One hundred twenty-nine dollars. You'll buy them anyway.
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Amazon Echo Dot (5th Gen)
Amazon
“The surveillance device that plays your Spotify. What a time to be alive.”
Surreal Score: 5.8/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index3/10
Meme Potential5/10
Practical Value8/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
Overall Surreal Score5.8/10
The Verdict
A listening device you willingly place in your home and pay for the privilege. It plays music, answers questions wrong with absolute confidence, and occasionally laughs at 3 AM for reasons known only to itself.
The Good
- ✓Sets timers faster than reaching for your phone ever could
- ✓Surprisingly decent speaker for a fabric hockey puck
- ✓Smart home control for people who think light switches are too much work
- ✓Fifty bucks to feel like you live in a sci-fi movie
The Bad
- ✗It is always listening. Always.
- ✗Alexa's jokes are a war crime against comedy
- ✗Will occasionally order things you did not ask for
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