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5.5/10
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Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K (2024)
by Amazon
“Fifty dollars to watch the same three shows on five different apps.”
SURREAL SCORE: 5.5/10
A thumb drive that turns your dumb TV into a slightly less dumb TV. Now in 4K, because apparently your eyeballs deserve to see every pore on an actor's face while you fall asleep watching the same show for the fourth time.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
4K HDR streaming for the price of a decent lunch for two
Every streaming app in one place so you can pay for all of them simultaneously
Alexa voice remote for yelling at your television like a rational adult
Wi-Fi 6 support because your router cost more than this stick
Amazon's interface is one giant ad for things you already own
You will subscribe to at least two more services within a week
The remote is just small enough to vanish into couch cushion dimensions
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index2/10
Meme Potential3/10
Practical Value9/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE5.5/10
“A thumb drive that turns your dumb TV into a slightly less dumb TV. Now in 4K, because apparently your eyeballs deserve to see every pore on an actor's face while you fall asleep watching the same show for the fourth time.”
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5.8/10
Amazon Echo Dot (5th Gen)
The surveillance device that plays your Spotify. What a time to be alive.
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ONLY$160
5.5/10