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6.5/10
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
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Anatomy Print One-Piece Swimsuit
by RAISEVERN
“Show everyone your internal organs. At the pool.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
A one-piece swimsuit printed with a realistic human anatomy diagram showing muscles, organs, and skeletal structure. Wear it to the pool and give the lifeguard a biology lesson. Sixteen dollars to become a walking medical textbook at the beach.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Stretchy polyester-spandex blend that actually fits well
Quick-dry material for practical swimming
Anatomically somewhat accurate for educational beach trips
Children will ask you medical questions you can't answer
The print makes sunburn patterns extra concerning
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“A one-piece swimsuit printed with a realistic human anatomy diagram showing muscles, organs, and skeletal structure. Wear it to the pool and give the lifeguard a biology lesson. Sixteen dollars to become a walking medical textbook at the beach.”
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7.5/10
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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6/10
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.
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