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Anker PowerCore Portable Charger
by Anker
“Twenty-eight dollars for a brick of stored electricity. Essential and boring.”
SURREAL SCORE: 5.5/10
A portable phone charger that has more capacity than some car batteries and costs less than a restaurant meal. It charges your phone three times over. Anker made the most boring essential product in existence and somehow has a cult following for it. Twenty-eight dollars for electricity in a rectangle.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
20,000mAh charges most phones 3-4 times
USB-C and USB-A dual ports for charging two devices
Weighs less than a pound despite holding all that power
The most useful product on this site and therefore the least interesting
Every tech reviewer has recommended this exact item
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index1/10
Meme Potential3/10
Practical Value10/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE5.5/10
“A portable phone charger that has more capacity than some car batteries and costs less than a restaurant meal. It charges your phone three times over. Anker made the most boring essential product in existence and somehow has a cult following for it. Twenty-eight dollars for electricity in a rectangle.”
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