Boyfriend Body Pillow

Name: Boyfriend Body Pillow
Brand: Apple
Price: 35 USD
Availability: InStock

by Apple

“Twenty-nine dollars so a billion strangers can find your keys.”

SURREAL SCORE: 5.8/10

A twenty-nine-dollar coin that tells you where your stuff is. Attach it to your keys, wallet, or luggage and Apple's entire network of a billion devices silently locates it for you. The most useful product Apple makes and somehow also the most paranoid. Your keys now have GPS and you paid less than dinner for it.

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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Precision Finding with Ultra Wideband points you directly to it

Apple's Find My network uses a billion devices to locate anything

Battery lasts over a year and is user-replaceable

Your keys now have more technology than your first computer

The privacy implications are a conversation nobody wants to have

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index3/10

Meme Potential4/10

Practical Value10/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio6/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE5.8/10

“A twenty-nine-dollar coin that tells you where your stuff is. Attach it to your keys, wallet, or luggage and Apple's entire network of a billion devices silently locates it for you. The most useful product Apple makes and somehow also the most paranoid. Your keys now have GPS and you paid less than dinner for it.”