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7.5/10
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Bacon Strip Bandages
by Accoutrements
“Heal your wounds with the power of processed meat imagery.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10
Adhesive bandages printed to look like strips of bacon. They are sterile, latex-free, and make every minor injury look like a breakfast item. Fifteen strips per tin, which means fifteen opportunities to confuse medical professionals.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually functional bandages with real adhesive
Comes in a collectible tin for your bacon memorabilia
Turns a paper cut into a conversation piece
Doctors may briefly question what happened to your arm
Not recommended for vegetarians with open wounds
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential6/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10
“Adhesive bandages printed to look like strips of bacon. They are sterile, latex-free, and make every minor injury look like a breakfast item. Fifteen strips per tin, which means fifteen opportunities to confuse medical professionals.”
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Why use a knife when you can use BANANA TECHNOLOGY?
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Horse Head Mask
Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.
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