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5.5/10
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Apple AirTag
by Blink
“Twenty bucks to watch your empty house from anywhere. Comforting.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6/10
A twenty-dollar security camera that livestreams your house to your phone. Two-way audio so you can yell at your dog through a tiny camera from the office. Motion detection, night vision, and the ability to watch your empty living room in real-time for twenty dollars. Surveillance capitalism at its most affordable.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
1080p HD video with night vision for twenty dollars
Two-way audio lets you talk through the camera remotely
Motion detection sends alerts to your phone instantly
Twenty dollars to voluntarily install surveillance in your home
You will spend more time watching your pets than working
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index3/10
Meme Potential4/10
Practical Value9/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10
“A twenty-dollar security camera that livestreams your house to your phone. Two-way audio so you can yell at your dog through a tiny camera from the office. Motion detection, night vision, and the ability to watch your empty living room in real-time for twenty dollars. Surveillance capitalism at its most affordable.”
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5.8/10
Amazon Echo Dot (5th Gen)
The surveillance device that plays your Spotify. What a time to be alive.
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5.5/10
Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K (2024)
Fifty dollars to watch the same three shows on five different apps.
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