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Blobfish Plush Stuffed Animal
by AISMRII
“Cuddle the world's ugliest animal. It needs the love.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10
A soft plush reproduction of the blobfish, voted the world's ugliest animal by the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. It has a face that suggests profound disappointment with the universe. Surprisingly huggable for something that looks like a melting face.
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★ 4.6 on Amazon
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Scientifically accurate depiction of existential despair
Super soft material despite its unsettling expression
Supports awareness of deep-sea creatures nobody asked about
Children may find it genuinely upsetting
Looks like it's judging you from the shelf
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value3/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10
“A soft plush reproduction of the blobfish, voted the world's ugliest animal by the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. It has a face that suggests profound disappointment with the universe. Surprisingly huggable for something that looks like a melting face.”
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Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
Why use a knife when you can use BANANA TECHNOLOGY?
★ 4.4 · 3,370 ratings
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Horse Head Mask
Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.
★ 4.6 on Amazon
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