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7.5/10
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Boyfriend Body Pillow
by Deluxe Comfort
“A torso-shaped pillow with one arm. Romance.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A pillow shaped like half a male torso with one arm extended for cuddling. It wears a shirt. It has no head. It costs thirty-five dollars. Somewhere between therapeutic comfort item and the loneliest product listing on Amazon.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
The arm actually provides ergonomic side-sleeping support
Machine washable because even fake boyfriends need hygiene
Comes in a shirt, which is more effort than some real boyfriends
Explaining this to anyone who visits your bedroom
The headless torso aesthetic is objectively alarming
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A pillow shaped like half a male torso with one arm extended for cuddling. It wears a shirt. It has no head. It costs thirty-five dollars. Somewhere between therapeutic comfort item and the loneliest product listing on Amazon.”
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