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Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
★ 3.8 on Amazon
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Butt Station Desktop Organizer
by Fairly Odd Novelties
“A butt that holds your tape, clips, and pen.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A desktop organizer shaped like a bent-over posterior. Tape dispenses from between the cheeks. Paper clips stick to the magnetic back. A pen holder protrudes from the top. It's an office supply holder that HR would prefer you not display.
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★ 4.5 · 3,903 ratings
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually functional with tape dispenser, clip holder, and pen slot
Solid plastic construction that survives office life
Twelve dollars for a desk accessory that starts conversations
HR will have a meeting about your desk decor
The tape dispensing mechanism is anatomically suggestive
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A desktop organizer shaped like a bent-over posterior. Tape dispenses from between the cheeks. Paper clips stick to the magnetic back. A pen holder protrudes from the top. It's an office supply holder that HR would prefer you not display.”
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Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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6/10
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.
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