ONLY$14.00
7.5/10
Are you tired of being the BORING person at parties?
ONLY$28.00
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
by WHAT ON EARTH
“Tissues from a cat's behind. Ceramic. Twenty-eight dollars. Fine art.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10
A ceramic cat whose backside dispenses tissues. You pull tissues from a cat's rear end. This is a real product with real customer reviews from real people who keep it on their desks at real jobs. It holds a standard tissue box inside its hollow cat body.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Every tissue comes with a story you'll tell whether people want to hear it or not
Ceramic construction means this heirloom outlives you
Holds a standard tissue box, so it's genuinely functional
Cat lovers and cat haters unite in bewildered agreement
You are pulling tissues from a cat's butt, deliberately, multiple times a day
Twenty-eight dollars for a joke that never gets old or gets very old, depending
HR might have questions
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10
“A ceramic cat whose backside dispenses tissues. You pull tissues from a cat's rear end. This is a real product with real customer reviews from real people who keep it on their desks at real jobs. It holds a standard tissue box inside its hollow cat body.”
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