3D Printed Black Cat Toilet Roll Holder

Name: 3D Printed Black Cat Toilet Roll Holder
Brand: Novelty Bath
Price: 32 USD
Availability: InStock

by Novelty Bath

“Toilet paper from a cat. Resin. Thirty-two dollars. Fine art.”

SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10

A 3D-printed black cat that stands in your bathroom cradling a roll of toilet paper. You pull tissue from the cat. This is a real product with real customer reviews from real people who keep it in their real bathrooms. It holds a standard roll inside its hollow cat body, and its expression remains unbothered through the entire transaction.

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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Every square comes with a story you'll tell whether people want to hear it or not

Durable 3D-printed resin that should outlive most tenancies

Self-standing design means no drilling or mounting required

Cat lovers and cat haters unite in bewildered agreement

You are pulling toilet paper from a cat, deliberately, multiple times a day

Thirty-two dollars for a joke that never gets old or gets very old, depending

Guests might have questions

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index9/10

Meme Potential8/10

Practical Value4/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10

“A 3D-printed black cat that stands in your bathroom cradling a roll of toilet paper. You pull tissue from the cat. This is a real product with real customer reviews from real people who keep it in their real bathrooms. It holds a standard roll inside its hollow cat body, and its expression remains unbothered through the entire transaction.”