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WallCharmers Gold Paper Towel Holder, Metal Toilet or Kitchen Paper Holder fo...
by Novelty Bath
“Toilet paper from a cat. Resin. Thirty-two dollars. Fine art.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10
A 3D-printed black cat that stands in your bathroom cradling a roll of toilet paper. You pull tissue from the cat. This is a real product with real customer reviews from real people who keep it in their real bathrooms. It holds a standard roll inside its hollow cat body, and its expression remains unbothered through the entire transaction.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Every square comes with a story you'll tell whether people want to hear it or not
Durable 3D-printed resin that should outlive most tenancies
Self-standing design means no drilling or mounting required
Cat lovers and cat haters unite in bewildered agreement
You are pulling toilet paper from a cat, deliberately, multiple times a day
Thirty-two dollars for a joke that never gets old or gets very old, depending
Guests might have questions
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10
“A 3D-printed black cat that stands in your bathroom cradling a roll of toilet paper. You pull tissue from the cat. This is a real product with real customer reviews from real people who keep it in their real bathrooms. It holds a standard roll inside its hollow cat body, and its expression remains unbothered through the entire transaction.”
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