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CeraVe Moisturizing Cream
by CeraVe
“The moisturizer TikTok dermatologists made go viral.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10
A fragrance-free moisturizing cream that became a cultural phenomenon because dermatologists on TikTok wouldn't stop recommending it. Sixteen dollars for a jar of cream that fixed the internet's skin. The most boring product to ever achieve viral fame.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Dermatologist recommended with ceramides and hyaluronic acid
Fragrance-free and non-comedogenic for sensitive skin
The 19oz tub lasts approximately forever
The most exciting thing about it is that it's unexciting
Skincare TikTok will judge you if you use anything else
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index2/10
Meme Potential5/10
Practical Value10/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10
“A fragrance-free moisturizing cream that became a cultural phenomenon because dermatologists on TikTok wouldn't stop recommending it. Sixteen dollars for a jar of cream that fixed the internet's skin. The most boring product to ever achieve viral fame.”
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